No Bones About It

This is supposed to make us believe in evolution? Come on, folks, you and Richard Dawkins are going to have to do better.

'Scientists' have allegedly found the oldest primate ~ checking in at over 4 million years old in Ethiopia and they have christened her Ardi, short for Ardipithecus ramidus. They actually found these bones back in 1992 but I think it took them 17 years to put it all together, and by that I mean make up some fantastic story.

These are the bones of a female who, although she could still climb trees with the best of them, walked upright and had a brain as big as a chimp's. Yeah, and I bet she had breast implants too.