Wednesday, October 07, 2009

The Letterman Show ...

Where ugly people go to get laid.

Okay, I have just finished lapping up my saucer of warm milk. Meow! I've been following this David Letterman menage a multitude with one eye open and it suddenly occurred to me I haven't seen a worse looking group of people since I took a trip to Ugly Town.


Do all these people work for Letterman because they think there's a chance they might, for once, get laid?
Stop schtupping each other and work harder, people. Just because you're unattractive doesn't mean your job is safe.




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