January Thaw

Oh, Mrs. Draper! How you've grown!

Yes, children, that's January Jones, portrayer of Mrs. Don (Betty) Draper on Mad Men. Who knew she had boobs?

Well, thank God for this month's issue of GQ where we can see for ourselves what she's been hiding from her television audience. Not just her chest, but some factoids that we mortals might find amusing.

For instance, she had a boyfriend who ... well let's let January tell it herself: "The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting," she says. "He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this. So--fuck you! He only has nice things to say now--if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can't do something, that's when I'm most motivated."

That boyfriend's name was Ashton Kutcher and he does have a point. January won't be playing Queen Gertrude any time soon, and not just because she's too young.

As for Betty Draper, she brings just enough of a pulse to the Ice Queen.