Stuck On You

I don't even know where to begin with this one, but here goes.

The trio of lovelies (above) is going to have to stand trial for gluing a guy's penis to his stomach with Krazy Glue.

Apparently a 37-year-old dude in Wisconsin had a motel tryst with one of these beauties and she ended up gluing his dick to his stomach while at least two of the other women watched. I'm trying to count who they were and why they were there. Seems that two of the women were his girlfriends, one was his wife and the other woman ... I don't know who she was. Maybe the Glue Keeper?

In any event, the judge decided there was enough evidence for this to go to trial. No word on whether or not the guy (with obviously way too much time on his hands) is still stuck on himself.