Friday, September 11, 2009

Just Say No



People Magazine, that glossy version of the National Enquirer, offers a story about Michael Douglas and his son, Cameron.

Seems Michael is "holding up fine." Even The Huffington Post lets us know that he is.

Listen, guys, it's Cameron who's facing a life sentence for dealing crystal meth, not Michael. Or are we talking about his plastic surgery?

How's Cameron doing?

Sayeth Cameron's daddy: "given the circumstances, as well as can be expected."

Oh, Cameron, when you're in the slammer and your girlfriend comes to visit, it doesn't look good that she's trying to smuggle you heroin in an electric toothbrush. Just a word of advice.

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