Precious!

See Precious. See Precious run. Wait a minute. Precious can't run because Precious has five legs.

The fifth leg doesn't actually do anything. It just sorta hangs there.

A woman named Allyson Siegel in Charlotte, North Carolina paid $4,000 for the puppy so that it wouldn't be sold to a Coney Island freak show. She will spend another two grand to have the extra leg removed.

Now that's very nice of Ms. Siegel and I'm sure she's very happy she found a way to spend $6,000, but why are we dissing Coney Island freak shows? Hey, it's a living! It gives freaks a home! And it's a hell of a lot better than ending up on the menu at Wel Hung Yung Man.