Maybe you, the wives and kids don't want to spend your vacation on a beach with people wearing dental floss as swimming costumes. Perhaps you're looking to stay in the good old U.S. of A. and away from those damned foreigners.
Well, fear not, brethren! There is a vacation for you!
You can trace the steps of the Church of Latter Day Saints as they were driven out of every place they tried to settle. As detailed in today's NY Times, you can follow the Mormon Trail around the country. Or perhaps you just want to partake of some good old fashioned family fun like tomahawk throwing at This is the Place Heritage Park in Utah where you can also learn how to roll a hoop with a stick! Life doesn't get much better than this.
If you have a yearning for the good old days when life was simple, a man could have as many wives as he wanted, and no damned homosexuals were going to kiss in the shadow of the Temple, this is, without question, the vacation for you.
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