See Paul. See Paul Stanley. See the State Senator from Tennessee. See him talk out of both sides of his mouth.
Senator Stanley is one of those good ole boys who opposes gay couples adopting children. He also doesn't like Planned Parenthood receiving funding because unmarried people should not be having sex.
I guess, of course, unless they're having sex with him.
Senator Stanley was boinking a 22-year-old intern, McKensie Morrison. Oh wait. Technically McKensie is married, but not to Stanley. Her husband's in the slammer and they're getting a divorce, but whatever.
McKensie also has a boyfriend named Joel Watts who tried to extort $10K from the Senator or else he would, you know, go public with the boinking information.
Well, cat's out of the bag now and Senator Stanley has resigned. Of course he has a wife and two kids.
How come these guys never think they're going to get caught and how come their wives never kick them to the curb?
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