Money for Nothing

I don't think I've ever been so proud to be an American.

Here in the Land of the Free, the Home of the Brave, someone with no perceivable abilities can become a millionaire many times over.

Take Ryan Seacrest. Please.

Ryan just signed a deal to be paid $45 million for 3 years to emcee American Idol. In addition, he can make money doing other things that don't require any ability like host shows on the "E" network and/or on the radio.

Ryan is noted for high-fiving a blind contestant on Idol and also for staying in the closet.

Congrats, Mr. Seacrest! You give hope to all of us underachievers!