Meet Mr. Danger!

This is Kyle Danger Shaw's picture as it appears on Facebook.

According to local news sources, Mr. Shaw was arrested today for blowing up a Starbucks in Manhattan over the Memorial Day weekend.

Kyle, whose obvious intelligence radiates from his Facebook pose, was inspired to blow up the cafe after watching "Fight Club."

"Fight Club!" Kyle, that movie is ten years old! You were probably still crapping in your pants in 1999. Well, maybe not. You were 7 after all.

Surely you must know what the first rule of Fight Club is? Not to talk about it, asshole! That's how come you got caught! Duh.

Kyle recently graduated from a high school called City as School High School; a school started in 1972 for students who hadn't had much success in traditional schools. One would hope that these 'special' students aren't taught to make bombs and act like idiots.