A 15-year-old teenager has fallen into some money. Well actually, first she had to fall into an open manhole, but probably in the near future she and her family will have millions.
Alexa Longueria of Staten Island was walking along texting when she didn't see the open manhole and fell right in! There weren't cones (you know, those bright flourescent orange ones) around the sewer entry so of course the little texter didn't see it.
Now granted the EPA workers were at fault and we're all very happy that Alexa didn't drown in the sewage and wasn't seriously injured. Of course Alexa's folks are not going to say she wasn't seriously injured because they're going to sue anyone and everyone on the planet for millions of dollars. She lost her shoe in the shit and claims she doesn't want it back. Why would she when she'll soon be able to buy all the Jimmy Choos she could possibly want?
In a similar story a 22-month-old boy fell out of the second floor window of his family's apartment in Paterson, NJ and was a little banged up, but fine. Although safety bars are not required on second story windows, the family plans to install them.
No, he was not texting and no word on if his family has found anyone to sue yet.
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