Someone's Knockin' at the Door! Somebody's Ringin' the Bell!

Time to dangle raw meat in front of your Doberman

This summer in Chicago and environs, former Mormon missionaries are going door-to-door for a Mormon owned company, Pinnacle Security.

Instead of selling you on the idea that you're going straight to hell if you don't join the Church of Latter Day Saints, they're going to convince you that you are in imminent danger of being raped and slaughtered if you don't invest in their alarm system. Same shit, different day.

The reason these guys are a good sales force? They're used to the rejection encountered going door-to-door selling fear.

Lest you think they're pampered, be advised the salesmen are dropped off in neighborhoods without food hoping some good soul might let them in to take a crap if needed.

So if you want to convince homeowners they're a hair breadth away from robbery, why would they allow a total stranger into their homes?