This is typical of the crime you find in Hunterdon County, NJ.Last Saturday a 34-year-old man was arrested at a church carnival for being drunk and disorderly. He pretended to be with the band.
Problem was, not only wasn't he with the band, but he'd drunk all their beer.
Dude was charged with disorderly conduct and then driven home.
That was his second arrest in two days. The previous day he'd been arrested for asking people for a ride at a local shopping center (he was totally shitfaced) and was charged with disorderly conduct and driven home.
Stop me if you've heard this before. Stop me if you've heard this before.
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