Monday, June 22, 2009

Brazilian Nut


There's always one of them in every crowd. The cranky guy who wants to tell kids that there's no such person as Santa Claus just to watch them cry.

Prosecutor Marcio Schusterschitz is a federal prosecutor in Brazil's Sao Paulo state and no doubt a descendant of Nazis. He wants the toys removed from kids' happy meals because they encourage kids to eat high fat meals through the "abusive creation of emotional associations." Yeah, sure, Marcio. I bet the Tooth Fairy stiffed you once upon a time and now you just can't stand to see kids happy.

Well, I hope the judge who has to hear your complaint tells you to take the current giveaway and shove it up your tight ass.

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