Seriously

Hallelujah!

The Catholic Church has just come out with a list of validated Mary sightings. One of the places she is deemed to have visited is in Champion, Wisconsin. Rock on with your bad self, Mary! Of course, that was way back in the nineteenth century, but what's a few hundred years among friends?

This is great news for business in the area as you can be sure there will be fast food restaurants and motels built around The Chapel at Our Lady of Good Help.

Funny thing is that Champion is in the Diocese of Green Bay, yet another place that has been rocked by priestly pedophilia accusations. The Diocese has been charged with obstructing justice by destroying psychiatric files related to deceased priests.

The Church proves once again it is more interested in seeing things that aren't there rather than acknowledging the things that are real.

Juneau County, WI Thinks It's in Alaska

I had no idea how bad it sucks to live in Wisconsin.

The state's governor, Jim Doyle, signed a bill last February requiring that when sex education is taught in schools it must encompass the entire ball of wax as it were, and that includes information about birth control.

But Juneau County District Attorney, Scott Southworth, promises to prosecute teachers who do, based on his assertion that to do so would contribute to the delinquency of minor(s).

In Wisconsin, children under age 17 who have sex with each other can be prosecuted as juveniles. Seventeen-year-olds who have sex with one another can be convicted as adults of a misdemeanor.

You just can't win apparently.

Where's Waldo? In Wisconsin!

This poor buffoon is Daniel Shilts and he is going to do a year in prison for pissing on a cop.

Following his fifth arrest for drunken driving in Waldo, Wisconsin, Danny boy was placed in the back of a patrol car. Whether or not his bladder just exploded or he did it on purpose, he began peeing and some of it sprayed right through the divider.

In case you did not know this, expelling bodily fluids on a public safety worker is a felony assault, at least in Wisconsin. Ask Waldo.