From Worse to Bad

First, the really bad news. Nicolas Cage is making another movie called "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." Yes, we are sure it will suck.

Now for the bad news. His stunt driver crashed into a Sbarro's in Manhattan and injured two pedestrians. Is there any good news? Yes, those hit weren't seriously injured and we thought Sbarro's had long since gone out of business.

Will the inevitable ensuing lawsuits derail Cage's career? No such luck, although we can dream.

When is a Man's Home Not His Castle?

Being an overpaid, untalented movie actor isn't what it used to be. Ask Nicolas Cage, he'll tell you.

He's being forced to sell the castle he bought in 2006 in Bavaria because of the economy. Reportedly he hasn't even been to the place in nearly a year.

Before you start weeping, be advised he still has his castle in England which he's owned since July of 2007, but yeah the economy is bad.