Technically this fashion item is not a dress. It's actually a bathing suit manufactured by a company called "It Figures."
The creator of this beachwear would like you to believe that if you wear this item to the shore no one will think that you're fat. There must be some other reason why you would be wearing a pup tent to frolic in the waves.
Don't be fooled, ladies. No one will think you're any thinner if you're wearing this creation than if you went to the beach wearing a thong and coconut shells.
