You may recall we reported on 13-year-old Alfie Patten's fatherhood recently. How he was able to snuggle infant Maisie and play video games simultaneously! Let's see Ozzie Nelson or Osbourne do that!
Alas and alack, it has now been revealed that Alfie is, in fact, not the baby's father. Apparently Chantelle Steadman, the now 15-year-old mother, was screwing around while Alfie committed Grand Theft Auto.
Who is the real daddy? Chantelle tisn't saying.
I have to admit this story made me throw up a little in my mouth.
The lad pictured above is actually 13 years old, not the 6 1/2 he appears to be. And that little bundle of joy is his kid! This little miracle took place in Britain where there is some concern about teen pregnancy. Ya think?
Four days ago his 15-year-old girlfriend gave birth to their daughter. Granted, the mother looks like she's 40. Wish I could post her picture for you.
Little Alfie Patten's voice hasn't changed. I'm no endocrinologist but how is it possible he got his sperm into Chantelle when he was 12?
Said his dad Dennis, 45,: “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”
Me thinks little Alfie should have been playing Playstation instead of playing doctor with his girlfriend in the first place.
In a related story on the same webpage, a 17 year old girl who already has a toddler is now expecting triplets. Lovely. Surprise ~ they're on the dole and weren't using birth control.
Those of you who were concerned that this goes on only in the US should be relieved to know we are not alone in our misery.
