Is That a Woody or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

In case you didn't suspect Woody Allen was a disgusting pervert, you should be convinced now.

His adopted daughter, Dylan Farrow, has written a column for the New York Times in which she details the dreadful details of her childhood abuse at his hands.

So far Allen has no comment.

And Dylan says her abuse was so skillfully hidden that Mia Farrow had no idea it was going on until Dylan asked her one day, "Did your father do the things to you that my father does to me?"  We paraphrase, but you get the point.

Sorry, but we're not about to wipe Mia's slate clean.  There's some crazy shit going on with her but we won't get into that.  Well, okay, maybe we will.

There was some claim or possible claim recently that the child Farrow had by Allen, originally named Satchel and now Ronan, could actually be Frank Sinatra's son.

Obviously Ronan looks exactly like his mother but he also bears more than a passing resemblance to Ole Blue Eyes and absolutely no resemblance to Mr. Allen.

Genetics.  What a crazy thing.