This man who looks as if he's having the orgasm of a lifetime, is one Jack Schaap, an Indiana pastor, or more correctly, was a pastor at a Baptist church in Hammond, Indiana.
Jack got the boot in July because he was engaged in an inappropriate sexual relationship with an underage teenaged girl and is due to go on trial this week.
You see? Catholics are not the only ones who indulge in shenanigans like these.
Apparently Jack worked on the girl for quite some time before talking her into doing the horizontal mambo with him. Dude texted her 662 times in one month. Too bad it wasn't 666 times.
In our ‘fantasy talk,’ you have affectionately spoken of being ‘my wife,’” Schaap wrote in one letter, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. “That is exactly what Christ desires for us. He wants to marry us + become eternal lovers!”
Yes, of course He does.
His parishioners are, to say the least, shocked. Aren't they always?
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