Monday, February 18, 2013

We Are Marching to Pretoria


Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first our legs are amputated and then  artificial racing legs are attached to our bodies!

Oscar Pistorius, the first para-Olympian to compete in the regular Olympics, has been arrested and accused of murdering his girlfriend, gorgeous model and reality TV star, Reena Steenkamp.

Ms. Steenkamp was shot four times.  Accidentally?

Did Oscar first hit her with his cricket bat or was she using it to defend herself?

According to former girlfriends, Oscar has a terrible temper and the night Ms. Steenkamp was shot there was evidence of heavy drinking.  Neighbors heard loud arguing coming from Pistorius's home.

Well, now the icing on the cake -- steroids have been found in Oscar's house. So perhaps he blew his woman away because he was in the midst of 'roid rage?'

Sounds as if he needs to contact Claudine Longet for some legal advice.  After all, she got away with shooting the skier Spider Sabitch.  Or maybe he should talk to Roger Clemens, Lance Armstrong, or ... well, you get the picture.

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