Wow, it is like, so easy to get confused, isn't it? Haven't you been puzzled once or twice? Had a brain fart? Accidentally shaved an hour off your marathon running time?
Sure. We all have.
Unfortunately, when you're running for public office you sorta have to keep things straight. Like when you're giving a pep talk to your alma mater's football team.
On Saturday Paul Ryan gave a pep talk to his alma mater, Miami (Ohio)'s football team. For a minute we thought he might say Miami, Florida, but he didn't. He was on top of that!
He did say, "They tell me that Ohio State hasn't beaten an in-state team in about 100 years. Let's change that today."
The team was like, "Wha?"
Ryan probably meant to say that Ohio State hadn't been beaten by an in-state team in about 100 years. Or maybe he wanted to say Ohio State hadn't lost to an in-state team in about 100 years. Whatever.
And they still haven't been. They crushed Miami 56-10.
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