A Chinese man named Fei Lin was awakened the other night when persons unknown stole into his room, put a bag over his head, and cut off his penis.
Ouch.
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of various women Fei Lin has been accused of schtupping. He denies knowing them in the biblical sense.
Investigators have been looking for his penis but haven't located it. They will be arresting the jealous lovers, however.
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