Oh, To Be That Happy!

Willard "Mitt" Romney won the Florida Republican Primary yesterday and the woman in this picture wearing the red sweater is the happiest person in the entire universe because of it.

Speaking of the universe, while almost human Legoman, Newt Gingrich, was campaigning in Florida he vowed that by the end of his second term (as President) there would be a base on the moon strictly for Americans.

This may explain to some extent why he did not win the primary. Americans may not concern themselves with actual facts, but they're not all that crazy. Apparently spending billions of tax dollars on a pointless and bigoted enterprise is not something Floridians are happy about -- to their credit.

Also, they no doubt realize that Gingrich is not the sort of person you want with his finger poised above the red button. Nor would you want him hanging with your woman lest he make her his.