I Kid You Not

Can't you just tell by looking at this guy that he's a gigantic tool?

Allow us to introduce you to Foster Friess who is a rich dude and a would-be stand up comic. To prove it, he said this during an interview with Andrea Mitchell:

This contraceptive thing. My gosh, it's so inexpensive. Ya know, back in my days they used to use Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals would stick it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

Couldn't be that he actually believes that and doesn't know it's a joke from the 1960s? Couldn't, right? He does fund Rick Santorum's SuperPac, so it's possible.