Horsing Around

In some places, having sex with animals is not just a bad idea, it's against the law!

Well listen up, perverts. It can also make your dick fall off.

Seriously though, in rural Brazil apparently there's a lot of sex with animals happening. In fact, almost 35% of the male population reports doing it (and those are the ones who actually admit it).

It seems that those who admit boinking beasts are more likely to develop cancer of the penis, or penile cancer in fancy talk.

Teenaged boys are the most active sexually with animals, but once they start doing the horizontal mambo with women they usually get out of the barnyard.

Mares are the preferred mates but chickens also appear on the list of critters most likely to be screwed.

Thanks for the tip, Gavetti!