I Wonder How They Taste

We know you wish this was your boyfriend.

Let us introduce you in any event. This is Mark Thompson from Charleston, West Virginia. He was found wandering around in the woods wearing only a bra and panties.

The other addition to his ensemble was the blood of his neighbor's pygmy goat that he had abducted, taken into his bedroom and slaughtered.

He had been doing whatever it is you do with bath salts (not including bathing) for three days.

Now the only thing we ever got from bath salts was a horrible rash, not a high that prompted us to kidnap our neighbors' pets and kill them.