Blow Job Down Under

You cannot make this stuff up.

Somehow Steven McCormack, who is a truck driver in New Zealand, fell between the cab and the trailer of his truck and the compressed air hose 'pierced his buttocks.'

Then, as air hoses are wont to do, it started to pump his body full of air and he began to blow up like a balloon.

Luckily his mates, instead of laughing their own asses off, turned off the air and laid him on his side, thus saving his life.

The air pressure separated fat from muscle and Mr. McCormack described his skin as feeling like pork roast, "Hard and crackly on the outside and soft underneath."

Once McCormack finishes farting out the excess air he will probably be released from the hospital although he might not look at pork roast in quite the same way.

Thanks for the tip, Gavetti!