Horse Shit

Last I heard, Gary, Indiana was one of the shittiest places in the country to live. Now it's apparently one of the shittiest places to die.

On Sunday, police found two dead bodies in an enormous pile of horse shit. The unidentified bodies were that of men -- either white or Hispanic.

"We're not sure which, but we know for sure they're not black," said Gary Detective Cpl. Michael Barnes.

Five years ago Gary was being called the murder capital of the United States. Is this an attempt to make sure the title sticks?

Horse manure causes the bodies to decompose more quickly which might be why this burial mound on a horse farm was used.

Personally, I am amazed that Gary has horse farms at all.