Monday, February 28, 2011

Who's Your Favorite Lunatic?




Today's question is : Who is actually crazier? Muammar Qaddafi or Charlie Sheen?
You have to admit it's close, maybe even too close to call.
The Colonel has his virgin bodyguards; Charlie has his porn stars, a/k/a goddesses.
They both give interviews that illustrate that neither one has any sort of grip on reality.
As far as sartorial splendor, I think we can all agree that Qaddafi rocks the fashion world. Nobody, but nobody, wears a caftan like he does.
In all likelihood, Charlie does way more drugs and alcohol than Qaddafi; probably more than any one on the planet actually.
The only question left is: Which one will die first? And is it true that whoever dies with the most toys wins?

No comments: