"I Want You to Hit Me as Hard as You Can"

Here we go again.

Seems the wife of an NYPD deputy inspector reported that she had been attacked by a masked black man outside their home in Rockland County, NY. Of course she was. Isn't everyone mysteriously pummelled by either black or Hispanic men?

Tsui Dadamo reported the incident took place on Valentine's Day, just days after her husband's tires were slashed.

Well, old Tsui couldn't keep her stories straight evidently and admitted she was the one who slashed hubby's tires and then beat herself up.

Beat herself up?

I want to know how you beat yourself up. Do you do it like Edward Norton did it in Fight Club? Or maybe you just throw yourself down the stairs a couple of times to get the right bruising?

Thankfully they have carted her away to the psych ward to undergo evaluation. While she's there, can you guys please ask her how she did it?