Scientology Expanding

No question about it. John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston have had more than their share of grief.

They lost their son, Jett, last year and just recently their dogs were run over by airport workers as they tried to escape their owners.

Now word comes that they are 'expecting a new addition to our family.'

In their statement, no one mentions the word 'pregnant.' That is a term used when earthling women are gestating their own progeny. A family member (?) said Kelly is pregnant.

Personally, I find that hard to believe. First of all, John is gay and secondly, Kelly is 47 years old. Forty-seven is way too old to be having a baby. If she actually had any eggs left in her carton, what kind of shape would they be in? Like something out of Battlefield Earth, I imagine.

I will be very interested to hear the rest of this story. I bet it's going to sound like something only L. Ron Hubbard could contrive.