Old Skool

I'm sure it's a tough decision. Should I attend Harvard or Trump University?

Wait a minute! I can go to Trump U on line! Problem solved.

Oops! Maybe it wasn't a good idea to pay $35,000 to 'attend' Trump U. Although if you had $35K why would you throw it away on a cyber 'college' allegedly run by the Donald?

But I digress.

Donald is getting his ass sued by unhappy students. They seem irate that they were urged to max out their credit cards and dip into their 401K plans to pay for the classes, useless classes at that.

Seriously people, what is wrong with you? Why in the world would you believe a man with an overbite and a comb over? The amount of money in the world is finite. Why would he share it with you?