Hmmmm. It's only Memorial Day Weekend and it's starting to look as if this might be the sequel to Summer of Death 2009.
Yesterday God took all 4 feet 8 inches of 42-year-old Gary Coleman. Last time we checked in on him he was wearing overalls. Now he's wearing angel's wings. Remember when he was always asking his brother, Willis, what he was talking about? Maybe now someone's told him.
And today Dennis Hopper showed up at the Pearly Gates on his motorcycle. Guess he got the ultimate divorce.
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