Inka Dinka Don't

First of all I'd like to say I don't understand the concept of getting tattooed. Knowing me, I'd get a tattoo and a month later I'd be tired of it. So permanently inking myself is not something I'd ever consider doing.

Secondly, I don't understand people who see Jesus on their closet door or Mary on their grilled cheese sandwich.

So naturally I don't understand anyone, let alone David Beckham, getting a tattoo of Jesus on his side, just to the right of his abs as the crow flies. And it's not even a happy Jesus. It looks like a sad Jesus sitting on what may or may not be His cross with His crown of thorns firmly in place.

Becks, what the hell were you thinking? Have you hit your head too many times with the soccer ball?