I'll Take My Senator Nude, Thank You

Hearkening back to the Roman Empire, the voters of Massachusetts have once again revealed their insatiable lust for a senator who looks good in a toga.

Yes, State Senator Scott Brown, who undeniably is a nice piece of ass, handily defeated Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley in the special election to see who would fill the late Ted Kennedy's congressional seat.

I've heard Coakley didn't run a smart campaign. You do not refer to Curt Schilling as a Yankee fan in Massachusetts and expect to get elected.

Admittedly Scott Brown hasn't appeared nude in a magazine since 1982 when Cosmopolitan magazine named him 'America's sexiest man' and he was a starving college student willing to expose himself for a few bucks.

But I would bet he still looks damn good on a bear skin rug and really, isn't that what politics is all about?

BTW, stay tuned for the ex-mistresses to start pouring out of the closets and on to the talk shows. Nobody this good looking has ever kept his pants zipped. Ask John Edwards.