You might remember the tale of Plaxico Burress, former NFL player.
He went to a nightclub with an unlicensed handgun in the waistband of his sweatpants, which slipped and shot him in the thigh.
He was sentenced and sent to prison in September.
Well, he's already looking to get out of jail. He's filed a work furlough application so that he will be free to apply for jobs in the NFL.
What?
It's not as if he wants to be able to work as a seasonal Santa; he wants to negotiate another bazillion dollar contract? Am I the only one who thinks this is totally nuts?
Plax, stay in prison and keep your back to the wall. Seriously.
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