Friday, December 11, 2009

Off the Trail


Infamous douche bag and Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, is finally being sued for divorce by his wife, Jenny.

There was a lot of 'blah,blah,blah' with the announcement. You know, the usual blather about attempting a reconciliation, they'll both be there for the kids, etc.

So the man who thought he'd found his 'soul mate' in Argentina, which at first was euphemistically referred to as 'hiking the Appalachian Trail,' will be a single man.

The South Carolina Legislature decided not to recommend his impeachment, but to officially sanction him for bringing “ridicule, dishonor, disgrace and shame” on South Carolina. That's what happens when you're an asshole, people. Pay attention.

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