Everything About Hoarders is a SPOILER

On last night's episode of the A&E top rated show Hoarders, we were privy to the filthy homes of Judi and Gail.

These chicks weren't just hoarders, they're gen-you-wine filth mongers.

Take Judi. Please. Right to a temporary residence.

Okay, thankfully somebody already has. Judi is 66, a college educated woman who until recently had a good job in the IT arena. She'd been living exclusively in the kitchen, sitting on a commode and wearing diapers for the last two years because she didn't have water.

Well, one night she fell off the commode (onto which she tied herself every night) and became trapped in the garbage. Luckily she had a "Panic" button so the authorities were called and eventually they were able to break down the door, plow through the mess and rescue her. She had huge sores on her feet, but they were able to avoid amputation of her legs.

Gail is 58. She too hasn't had water or gas in two years and her goats have eaten right through the walls of her house.

I admit to being hypnotized by the stories on this program. I mean, how do you lose your supply of water and gas and think that's okay? How does it happen that you're ankle deep in feces and you somehow decide that's acceptable?

These women were living in houses that were unfit for cockroaches. The filth had eaten through the floors.

Two of the three women in the most recent episodes had a child who had moved to Washington state from the east and southeast. Both adult children were morbidly obese and obviously had a truckload of problems, and yet they had somehow triumphed over their disastrous childhoods. I wish they could hook up. Maybe they could on another A&E program in the near future.