GOOP, as you may recall, is Gwyneth Paltrow's...what shall we call it...internet crap that claims it will nourish the inner aspect or some such nonsense.
In a recent 'issue' (say that as isss-you, not ish-you) this gem was posted:
In London I live around the corner from a woman called Evi. Evi is an avid cook of Viennese food, a Stevie Wonder fanatic and a Holocaust survivor. She once made us a batch of these delicious cookies and I went through them in one day. She is sharing her very old, very secret recipe with us, and it is an honor!
Wonder why Stevie got billing over the Holocaust?
We also get tips on how to dress. Take the little black dress. Please.
Gwyneth, dahling, you're getting a little too decrepit to be posing all pigeon-toed and dewy-eyed with your skirt cut up to your va-jay-jay. Please. Where is your dignity?
GOOP has also referred to Katie Lee Joel's cookie recipe and referenced her husband as William. William! Well, okay soon they won't be man and wife any more, but still ... William?
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