Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Commode Huggin' Drunk

Safety loo
A 26-year-old dude was locked in the bathroom of a bar in Salem, Massachusetts on Saturday night.
The name of the bar is the Gulu-Gulu Cafe. Maybe it's a lovely place but it sounds like a dive. I wouldn't pee there let alone drink there.
When he was freed on Sunday he said he'd spent a comfortable night and offered to pay his tab.
Now I'm thinking he either passed out, had his head in the toilet, or passed out with his head in the toilet for this to have happened. How comfortable could he have been?

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