When Pigs Fly

You'll be happy to know that no one died in Mexico overnight from swine flu. That doesn't mean that everyone in the world will stop acting like assholes.


A German woman who appeared ill on a flight to the U.S. was practically thrown off the United Airlines flight by people panicked because she appeared to have swine flu, or a runny nose, whichever is more lethal. They got her off the plane in Boston but thankfully after it landed.


Of course it's too early to declare victory over the piggish virus.


No word on what hysteria Fox News and CNN will be fostering after this outbreak is over.