"Stop! In the Name of Love!"Okay, it's really pronounced (KOO'-tee-ay) but it's spelled Cutie, and hey, we'll stick with that.
The Reverend Alberto Cutie of Miami has been in the news for, get this, having a real live girlfriend. That's right, no 12 year-old boy for this Catholic priest.
Of course, he didn't come right out with the story of his love of Ruhama Buni Canellis, 35, a divorced mother living in Miami Beach. No, he had to get outed by the tabloids first.
Now he's undecided whether or not to leave the clergy or the chickie.
He doesn't want to be known as the "anti-celibacy" priest. Well, whatever, Padre, but if you're gonna talk the talk you gotta walk, not mambo.
Interestingly enough, a recent poll found that 74 percent of Catholics in Miami-Dade County oppose the Catholic Church’s policy prohibiting priests from having sexual relations; the poll had a 5 percent margin of error.
I say if it'll keep them away from the kids, what the hell?
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I think the picture tells the full story. One hand looks to be jerking off - the other says no.
Such conflict! I kinda feel sorry for him. I haven't been to Confession in about 40 years but maybe it's time. I'm sure he'd be understanding. (and maybe give me a few tips)
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