Dumbjacked

This is a picture of Bonnie Sweeten, late of Pennsylvania, who phoned 911 and told the dispatcher she and her daughter had been carjacked by two black men and shoved into the trunk of their car. That's her daugher Julia on the right.

Well, guess what? Bonnie and her kid were discovered in Disney World and not with two black men either. I don't know about you, but I'm getting good and sick of white chicks blaming black guys for everything.

Some not-too-bright co-worker of Bonnie's gave her her license with which Bonnie bought airline tickets.

Bonnie withdrew approximately $12,000 from various bank accounts to fund her excursion. Now investigators are checking to see if the money was stolen to begin with. Ya think?

She is listed as a director of The Carlitz Foundation, a non-profit that raises money for autism research and for people in Burma. I would assume that means they also raise money for Burmese autistics.

"Bonnie was a very, very organized person," said Susan Cordeiro, secretary of the parent-teacher group at Belmont Hills Elementary School in Bensalem, which Julia had attended. "She was at every meeting, she was very involved. ... She's on top of her game all the time, even when she was pregnant."

Methinks Ms. Cordeiro has overestimated the capabilities of Bonnie.