Kids, don't do this or your brother will inherit everythingYes, the swine flu is going to kill us all. Well, first it will wipe out Mexico, then it will kill the stupid kids who went to Mexico on spring break and brought home the virus, and then it will kill the rest of us.
Before it actually does, every talking head on television will be blathering about it, hoping you'll stay tuned to watch the Viagra ads spliced in between the panic so you might buy these EFD aids so you can die with a hard-on.
Over 30 years ago we had another swine flu outbreak (better make that a panic) and guess what? Humans still populate the earth.
Nothing Americans do better than getting their panties in a bunch. Much better to freak out over all the hoopla rather than spend the time washing their hands with soap and water and, of course, not tongue kissing animals.
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