Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Russian Coon Wanted Dinner and a Movie First


You may find this hard to believe, but a Russian guy, Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken binge one weekend. No, that's not the unbelievable part. Whilst drunk (or so they say) Alexander thought it would be a great idea to rape a raccoon. I don't care how drunk you get, how do you ever think that's a good idea?
When he leaped on the animal to do the deed, the raccoon bit off his penis.
The most amazing part of this story? Russian surgeons actually tried to reattach Alexander's mangled member.
No report on their success.

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