Monday, April 20, 2009

Madonna Determined to be Horse's Ass


Once again, Madonna has been thrown from the saddle.
Apparently, Ms. Ciccone Ritchie thinks that if she is some sort of equestrienne everyone will think she's just a few deaths removed from the monarchy of Great Britain instead of just a little gutter snipe from Detroit. Doggedly, she returned to riding after breaking some bones in a fall from a horse in 2005.
This time she blames her tumble on the papparazzi startling her steed as she rode in the Hamptons over the weekend.
Girl just cannot catch a break unless it's to her femur. It was just the other week the Malawi government refused her permission to adopt yet another one of their citizens.
Better luck with the horse.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maybe she could adopt the slumdog girl.