Recognize the mug shots of this dude? Yup, that's Vince Schlomi who has been an univited guest in your home hawking Sham Wows on your TV.Vince got himself in a heap o'trouble, and not because he was using paper towels instead of the Sham Wow.
Seems he picked up a hooker in Luigi's in Miami. They went back to his hotel room where he gives her a grand for 'straight sex.'
She then bit his tongue and wouldn't let go! What's a Sham Wow guy to do? Well, punch her in the face till she lets go, that's what.
Then Vince high-tailed it down to the lobby. The adventure culminated in the arrest of Vince and Sasha, the hooker.
Now about those Sham Wows, Vince. Will I really never need paper towels again?
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