Project Catfight

If you watched Season 5 of "Project Runway" you no doubt remember Kenley Collins. She was the loud-mouthed obnoxious chick badly in need of braces who favored red lipstick. She even famously dissed Tim Gunn. Nobody messes with the Gunn! Thankfully, she was not the winner although she did make it to the finals.

Well, Ms. Collins is back in the news for assaulting her fiance with their cat.

While Zak Penley slept, Collins threw their cat at him. She followed up the feline with her tossed laptop. As he was crawling on the floor she slammed a door on his head, threw three apples at him and doused him with water, according to the New York Post.

She was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon. Would that have been the cat?

Said she, "It was a miscommunication," and "Fights happen and that's that. There is no case."

First of all, you've got to question why anyone in their right mind would live with her, propose marriage, and put up with her shit.

The neighbors have been listening to their domestic intolerance for weeks.

"Lately there has been a lot of yelling," neighbor Ken Edge, 31, said. "I can hear Kenley much louder than I can hear Zak. When she speaks, she yells. Since she moved in around September there have been a lot of noise problems."

I've heard of being pussy whipped but this is truly ridiculous. Hope you get jail time, Kenley!

I just realized that if they married and she took his surname she'd be Kenley Penley. Would that even be legal?