Wednesday, March 11, 2009

King of Pop Corn

Michael Jackson announced last week that he's launching a tour this summer. Already a million fans have gone on line to get tickets for his eight scheduled appearances in London on his 'farewell' junket.

So last night we were treated to the 13 American Idol contestants singing Michael Jackson songs.

Amazingly, the judges panned 3 out of the 4 performers they selected in the 'wild card' round last week, praising only one they'd picked. Yeah, that's right, Simon, Paula, Kara and Randy. The ones you picked suck.

Anyway, back to Michael Jackson. Why is he still dressing like Sergeant Pepper? And what is up with the nose? Is it a prothesis? If so, he needs to go back to Spencer Gifts and pick out a better one.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why am I glad to see Michael on his feet again. Britney too. What's wrong with me?